i had a great time w/my friends. the birthday boy was a little [tipsy] lol, but glad he enjoyed himself.
my only complaint for the night was the persistence that ultimately lead to annoyance. OMG!!! these guys were like a wolf pack. granted when i go owt to the clubs, its nice to look at iCandy, but im there to have fun w/my friends && not be attacked by grown men w/little boy hormones. Like frfr, pump ya breaks. the club is not a speed dating atlernative. Geesh!
&& then when you tell these dudes "i have a boyfriend" whether you do or you dont; it makes them all the more aggressive. UGH!
scenario: the bestie && i are posted near the wall while the birthday boy && his capadres go to the bar to get drinks; next thing i know, this dude walks up to me && tries to start convo. Um yeah, im not interested, cant hear what he is saying, literally not trying to hear what he is saying; so i nod & smile like im foreign "Hmm mm. Yas! Yas!" && to end...well, trying to end convo i say, "you know what? i have a boyfriend," this fool replies with all sincerity "i dont mind warming the bench & being apart of your team because im a team player."
WHAT?! DID YOU REALLY JUST SAY THAT?!!
So when my homie returns, [highly uncomfortable] must was all over my face. so he acted as my bf && i said, "um yeah this is my bf" && this dweeb backs off saying, "my bad folk, i didnt know"
YOU'SE A LIE!!
Guys, if you ask a girl for her number && she says, "no, sorry i dont give owt my number!" take that as "leave me alone. im not interested in you" && keep it moving. DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT under any circumstances ask her can you give her [your] number, put it in her phone, call your phone to get her number, then text the girl && say "this is me. lock me in."
NO NEGRO!!!!
I dont want you to have my number which is why i didnt give it to your ass in the first place. what didnt you understand? dont try to be slick because when you send that text, im going to have a nice set of colorful words for you because you, my friend are NOT suppose to have my number && you look super lame by doing that && any chance you had at me be interested in you, went right owt of the window. UGH!
I literally wanted to [hit this dude hard].!
but aside from the blood hounds in the club, i had a great time. the music was good, the entertainment from the "tipsy" bday boy, the gay guys from the hair show who wanted [my legs], the little hispanic men emptying the garbage every 14 secs, the ability to move in a packed club; [awesomeness]. The [compound] was the place to be! It was STUPID CRAZY in there.!!!
Guys, if you're a good dude girls will be attracted to you && willingly engage in convo. Dont over do it && turn her off! hint: constant eye contact, is a good indicator that shorty just might be interested. then && only then is a good time to approach her. if she's not interested, eh, keep it moving plenty more to hound. there's a thin line between persistence && annoyance, so just play it cool; dont do too much, too much :).
over and owt!
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