Sooo, I def think I am the epitome of a [hopeless romantic]!*head bowed in shame (lol)
I once told a friend that I dont have to be in a relationship, I would just prefer [monogamous consistency]...
DAMN! is that too much to ask?
LOL!
Anywho, I have never really been the type of woman to date a lot of guys (only two guys I was/am serious abt)...idk why. Thats just a personal preference.
I do believe its because I'm more of the conservative type (those close to me call it "bougie" & its not)...I would just prefer the companionship of one guy rather than several dudes.
Its hard enough to deal w/one && some women want a whole gang of fools?!
UNbelievable! lol!
I'm too LOYAL for one and on top of that, I have way too many blonde moments to be a playa.
I'm sure I'll eff up my [game] tremendously, end up saying "d*mn, my bad. Your name is Michael? I honestly thought your name was Brandon..." *snaps fingers then point while slowly saying, "Riiiight. Michael. Yep. YOU. ARE. MICHAEL." laugh hysterically in the guy's face & walk owt on him due to extreme embarrassment!
LMAO!!
Sooooo yeah, ahix being a playa?
Nahhhh....straight like that!
I would much rather cuddle up with a special boopiece!
Go to the park maybe (spring time ONLY bc ahix only sweats for Delta).
See an action flick while eating the overly priced theater candy.
Go shopping. You watch me try on clothes. I watch you, watch me try on clothes! ;) (lol...jk! i like to see my man try on clothes).
Sharing an adult conversation about future career goals.
Eating ice cream while watching reruns of martin, the game, my wife and kids, the jeffersons, espn, jeopardy...etc.
I'm such a girly girl w/an idgaf attitude at times.! UGH! && sometimes I hate it!
I'm SUPER nice, witty, smart, pretty, career goal-oriented, loyal, caring, funny, animated, passionate, full of finesse with my own sense of style, graceful (at least in front on ppl. Yes, I trip going 'up' stairs), give selflessly, nuturing, considerate, financially responsible (so no, i dont need your money. I have my own + my parents' help), good skin, nice teeth... not trying to toot my own horn, but DAMN IT, I'M A FCKIN' CATCH!!!
I mean, I'm not trying to get knocked up any time soon, prob in the next 7 yrs or so, but i possess the perfect genes to go half on a baby && I refuse to have a baby's daddy.
UH UN! NOT GOING TO HAPPEN! (dang, i just got upset! but im cool now. lol)
Sometimes I [wow] my d*mn self!
LOL! but seriously!
What else could a straight guy ask for?!
I mean, you must be gay or have had curious, intense thoughts about being gay--to not be thorough w/a lady like me.
Its the only rationale for your type of behavior. (lol)
I love seeing real black love! It gives me goosebumps & hope...false hope nonetheless, but hey, hope is hope due to the fact the black love is hard to come by!
I'm 23 && I'm not looking for a husband. I'm actually not looking for a significant other of any type. I would prefer it be by fate && just happen. Really focused on getting my [ducks] in a row with my life.
But consider yourself lucky if I show you enough interest & even consider you a [potential candidate] to FREEZE my weakest finger!
I do enjoy good conversation from time to time. && I'm only human, so of course male companionship is always nice...not a must, but what lady would turn down the opportunity to be in the company of a guy she finds herself physically, emotionally, && spiritually connected to? Uh....yeah. not too many.
HEY YOU! I'm a [rare] breed! Belee dat ish sir! (that wasnt subliminal either. LOL!)
**DISCLAIMER** I'm not trying to be anyone's main chick. SUPER straight on that. ONE AND ONLY BOO! If that's not for you....PSSSHHH! no cuffs! keep it moving!
Over and OWT
